September 6th, 2060 Journal Entry - The Russians Are At It Again
The People's Republic of America will not stand for this
Journal Entry
September 6th, 2060.
Today was a good day. I didn’t need to work this morning since the Company finally fired up the Gen 5 A.I. robots to do the menial tasks, so I spent my morning walking to the government food office and got my daily ration of Beyond Beef.
As I was walking there I saw the Sky Screens light up, The U.S. Ministry of Truth is reporting that the Russians are trying to interfere in the U.S. presidential elections. This is the 56th time they’ve done this! It’s insane.
They say the Russian gave a group of political commentators homing pigeons and these insurrectionists were using these pigeons to deliver memes in support of the Republicans.
You think they’d tone it down so they could use the GovChips to talk to each other, the chips that the government put into our heads at birth, but some of those extremist folk got censored off of those because they were beaming misinformation thoughts around in public. It’s horrific when they do this, it causes so many people to literally shake.
No GovChips, sucks for those conspiracy people, I can just think about buying a cricket bar and soy latte for breakfast and an Amazon drone flies right to my doorstep to deliver it. Freakin’ great. Well.. not my doorstep, I live in the 52nd floor of the 34th Smart City Housing Compound in New Shanghai, California. It just comes to my window. I have a nice view of the ocean windmills though.
Anyway, those Russians just can’t stop meddling in our elections. It’s good that the U.S. Ministry of Elections has such a safe and secure systems, and they work great. When they rolled out their Vote By Thought program on the GovChips, they were able to determine the winner of the election within 15 minutes! It’s not like half a century ago when they used to use those mail ballots. Things would take forever to count. And there’s no way my thoughts can he backed. I’m a free thinker.
I was told if the Russians do this one more time that President Biden Jr. is going to nuke Moscow, and I believe it, too. Biden Jr. is a strong person. He took so much flak from those political commentators when he went public announcing he was the third illegitimate son of Hunter Biden, and somehow Biden Jr. mounted a political campaign into the White House while on fentanyl! That takes some serious grit. He had so much support from the migrants, too, it was heartwarming. And he gives them so much free stuff for it. Really great how he helps them out.
You know, I’ve never met a Russian. The Ministry said they were evil people trying to take over the world. It’s probably true, there’s no reason they’d lie to us.
I’m excited for this election. Can’t wait for Biden. Jr to beat Barron Trump. The Trump family is still in bed with those evil Russians! Ever since Donald. That evil Cheetoh. I have a friend that went to NYU with Barron back in the day. They said he was doing cocaine and banging prostitutes. Or was that Hunter? Oh, I forget.
Okay, I have to go get ready for my 40th COVID booster appointment, I’m so excited to get my yearly dose of protection. That’s the good news about this week, the bad news is that we’re having a funeral for Jimmy. He’s a good friend. Funny enough, he just got his 40th booster, too.
I’ll check in again in a few days. Just in case the Russians nuke us or climate change kills everyone I want to make these journals entries are here so in the future everyone knows how great it was in the People’s Republic of America!
This is absolutely terrific. I had to dry my eyes from laughing so hard. I look forward to another journal entry and commentary. Damn those Russians are busy!
haha you would make a great Sci-Fi writer! That was a fun read. Not sure if you believe in Biblical Prophecy Jordan, but as a believer, I don't think the future will be how you've painted it. I think we're in Biblical End Times so I'll watch out for those end-time prophecies to be rolling out...about now.